
Robert Bianco's triumphal return gets a resounding second from this viewer/ reader who also laments the eight-month news void that the boob tube couldn't fill.
The mindless Mickey Mouse channel that calls itself a “24-hour news source” gave us five-second weather reports alternating with 10-second repeats of day-old headlines. If they were publishing a newspaper, they'd print it on a match-book cover. Out by the parkway, they filled their “expanded newscasts” with tendentious TV schedules, reports on male impotency and a medical analysis of liver spots.
Down in the city's high-rent district, they backed up their parade of talking heads with minimum-wage leg men.
All the while, of course, each station trumpeted its claim to having received awards for the best newscast ever aired here. Which reminds me of the truth of the old saying: “In the valley of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.”
JACK O'NEIL
Sewickley
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